The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can really love.

2/16/2012 The Lady 4 Comments

Since the deposition of Mr. Cowboy and Mr. Rival from The Frenzy of Five, two were quick to take their vacant places.

Now, my fine frenzy consists of:

1. The Doctor [Oh, how I loathe my love for him].
2. Perry Mason [A work in progress...still].
3. The Drive-By-Hugger [Eskimo kisses and all].
4. Clive [Great penmanship].
5. The Beanstalk [Not my usual, but nice].

Each and everyone of them is indeed a fine specimen. I enjoy their company, and they seem to enjoy mine (unless they are superb actors). However, the problem seems to be that I am the sort of girl that men like to flirt with, but whom no one really wants to ask out/date/marry. But perhaps that isn't even the case. None of these boys ask anyone out (with the exception of Perry Mason who is still frequently asking out his girlfriend....Ahem). On any given Friday night, The Drive-By-Hugger can be found watching Better Off Dead (or any such movie), his only companions a lonesome roommate and a fresh liter of Dr. Pepper. Clive can be found scribbling away in a journal, wishing he was back in Kensington Park. And The Beanstalk...the truth is I don't even know...Wow...In all my years, I have never had such a complacent frenzy...It's a good thing I have my weekly scheduled flirt session with Mr. Military to keep me busy.

Dear Husband-to-Be,
I don't know who you are, nor where you are, but sometimes I wish I did. Are you one of these schmoes who aren't asking me out, but who are ceaselessly flirting with me? If you are, I'm not sure I can fall in love with you right now. All I feel at the moment is complete and utter boredom.

"I have a girlfriend who recently came out of a relationship and decided to take a weekend trip to meet up with a guy. She was in need of a sorbet, she said. Something to cleanse the pallet. I said, if you're in need of a sorbet, I'm in need of some smelling salts. Something to bring me back to life.

So I've decided to go in search of them. Smelling salts, that is. Lots of them. In all different flavors. So that I'll be wide awake. All refreshed and lived in and back-to-life when I meet you.

Because I can't wait to meet you" (The Wild and Wily Ways of a Brunette Bombshell).

Con Amor,
Your Lady

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4 comments:

Erin Day said...

You quoted Dr. Horrible's Sing a Long Blog. The guys should be lining up to ask you on dates

rach said...

Lady, I understand how you feel. Sort of at a weird standstill where nothing happens but you feel on edge...

It'll get better.

and also: I am not the only human who reads Meg's blog!!

Corinne said...

I love how one is The Doctor. It makes me think of poor Nancy in Sense and Sensibility who is always wishing someone will tease her about The Doctor. Do you have a similar relationship with your Doctor?

Also, great blog to quote from! It made me happy to see two of my great blog loves together in one coherent post. *Content Sigh*

The Skeptic said...

Is it silly that I kind of worry one of your frenzy will be one of mine? Haha. I wish you the best of luck in your quest to find less boredom.