A Lady's Condense Guide to Hunting

8/26/2012 The Blue Stocking 2 Comments

Well ladies, it’s a new semester and we have a fresh batch of young men in our wards. Let the hunting begin. Let us remember three vital things that all ladies in search of a dapper gent should consider.
1.       The bate determines the catch: make sure your bate is catching the kind of fish you actually want and deserve (I hope that made sense outside of my head).

2.       Guys don’t like girls who metaphorically and physically step on their competition

3.       Don’t let the fear of being alone lead you into the arms of a questionable man. Or in the words of Mr. Wilde “I think its healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."  
Well happy hunting ladies and may the odds be ever in your favor...yes I just went there.
P.S. Fancy my surprise when the one and only Scooter showed up to church this Sunday. I do believe I was speechless. Here’s three cheers for wards filled with your ex-dating adventures. Details to come in a later post...
-The Bluestocking

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Beth said...

ha ha just last night my roommates and I were comparing dating to hunting! It really is a perfect comparison. Also, Scooter can't be back. It's just too much.

Anonymous said...

Young men of the BYU wards who read this blog, let yourselves be hunted. By all means please walk and don't run the goal is to be caught!