A Lady's Condense Guide to Hunting
Well ladies, it’s a new semester and we have a fresh batch
of young men in our wards. Let the hunting begin. Let us remember three vital
things that all ladies in search of a dapper gent should consider.
1.
The bate determines the catch: make sure your
bate is catching the kind of fish you actually want and deserve (I hope that
made sense outside of my head).
2.
Guys don’t like girls who metaphorically and
physically step on their competition
3.
Don’t let the fear of being alone lead you into
the arms of a questionable man. Or in the words of Mr. Wilde “I think its healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."
Well happy hunting ladies and may the odds be ever in your
favor...yes I just went there.
P.S. Fancy my surprise when the one and only Scooter showed
up to church this Sunday. I do believe I was speechless. Here’s three cheers
for wards filled with your ex-dating adventures. Details to come in a later
post...
-The Bluestocking
2 comments:
ha ha just last night my roommates and I were comparing dating to hunting! It really is a perfect comparison. Also, Scooter can't be back. It's just too much.
Young men of the BYU wards who read this blog, let yourselves be hunted. By all means please walk and don't run the goal is to be caught!
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