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4/06/2012 The Lady 6 Comments

I am the best luck any man could ever stumble upon. If, as a man, you are looking for the right girl to marry and to settle down with, date me. You will fall head over heels in love within months. Because, as I said, I am the good luck charm.

The sad fact is, that the luck does not work in the opposite direction {towards myself}. If a man dates me {or even toys with the idea of dating me} he will marry the next girl to step into his life. Let us review the statistics.

The full-fledged list of all the men The Lady has dated/almost dated:

1. Mr. Cowboy---Happily Wedded {Last girl dated before marriage: The Lady}
2. Mr. Tennis---Happily Wedded {Last girl dated before marriage: The Lady}
3. The Best Friend---Recently Engaged {Last girl to have a fling with before engagement: The Lady}
4. The Doctor---Single {Last girl dated: The Lady}
5. Mr. Slipshod---Happily Wedded and Producing Offspring {Last girl dated before marriage: The Lady}
6. Mr. Rival---On his way towards engagement {Last girl considered dating: The Lady}
7. The Sergeant---Happily Wedded {Last girl considered dating before marriage: The Lady}

I can't quite put my finger on it, but there seems to be some mysterious common denominator within all of these cases. I am going to submit the results to some statisticians, so hopefully they can help me out. I'll get back to you.

Con Amor,
The Lady

P.S. Have a lovely Easter weekend!

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Juichi said...

You too, huh? This seems to be a common complaint, and even I, nerd that I am, had a string of almost-relationships resembling this not too long ago. To me, this list says that you have REALLY good taste in men, but just haven't found the best fit for you yet. Either that, or you help men reach their full potential, helping them reach marriage. Either way, many kudos to you, Lady!

Alexandra said...

oh wow, looks like I'm not the only one who has experienced what I like to call "The Cupid Curse!"

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA Seriously?! Ok, it isn't funny, but it is! Too bad I am a girl, because I sure would like some of that luck to rub off on me.

Summer said...

I am a similar good-luck charm, except for me it falls upon my roommates. Every girl who has lived in the same room with me for at least a semester since I came to college is now married (or, in the case of the current one, probably to be married in August). My mom is desperate for me to room with my older sister for this reason. While not quite the same as having the guys I date go on to marry, I hope I can extend some empathy.

Alden Waite said...

I think we should put this to the test ;) (someone had to suggest it)

Anonymous said...

i love that juichi.

lady, you probably do have really good taste in men and you probably do help them reach their full potential. those wives should be so grateful to you! :)

how is the doctor single? seems everyone else has marched happily off the list and he isn't on the verge of engagement...he's SINGLE. might he be waiting for you to march into his arms? or onto his list? or something?