Mrs. Bennet

3/24/2014 The Blue Stocking 2 Comments

The funny thing about hanging out with the bishopric wives is they all want Cali and me to date their sons. No one wants this more than Mrs. Bennet. Guess who her son is, Henry. PLOT TWIST.

Yes the same Mrs. Bennet that forced me to flirt has now set her sights on tiny Blue Henry children. And let me tell you, she’s not subtle. After the night I spent talking with Henry Mrs. B gave me a big hug and said good job.

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Now she’s determined to get me to ask Henry to come to institute with me. Why Henry can’t go on his own is a mystery. For the past three weeks every interaction with her has ended in “did you ask Henry yet? He’s right over there, just go ask him,” 

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She’s even proposed that I tell him to pick me up and drive us over. How does one go about asking that without sounding crazy. What she doesn’t realize is my 7 years in the dating world has made me a master in avoidance. So I’ve been avoiding the whole family. It’s not a permanent solution, but it’s one that’s working as of now.

-The Bluestocking 

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, it's obviously a compliment and means she likes you so that is at least something nice.

Anonymous said...

I love the plot twist! I'm absolutely with Mrs. Bennet. You need a ride! Ha ha